Lyrics for First-Aider
Written 13th December 2003. Vocals: Forster Park Choir.

When you are feeling under the weather,
There are people here in Forster Park who’ll help you on your way.
Go to the office, once you have told Miss,
And Ms Taylor or Ms Ford will be there immediately.

If you’re hot or too cold, if you’re bleeding quite bad
You’re working in maths; you can’t even add.
You’re tired and sleepy and don’t feel like play
Eight magic words Mrs Salter will say…

Could a first-aider come to reception please?
Someone has hurt their knees and needs somebody to care.
Could a first-aider come to reception please?
Wait with a bowl or a cotton wool ball and do not despair.
Do not despair!

Teachers are teaching, children are childring,
When the P.A. clicks we all join in, in perfect unison,
“Could a first-aider come to reception?”
Then we carry on as though not anything has been said!

If your temperature’s rising; your head really aches,
You cannot stop your uncontrollable shakes.
You don’t think you’ll last ‘til the end of the day.
Eight magic words Mrs Stupples will say…

Could a first-aider come to reception please?
Someone has hurt their knees and needs somebody to care.
Could a first-aider come to reception please?
Wait with a bowl or a cotton wool ball and do not despair.
Do not despair!

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